kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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