can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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