We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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