She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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