He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
