it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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