i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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