Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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