my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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