Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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