no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she pinky promised me she was 18
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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