If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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