So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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