watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm too high and old for this...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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