then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Boobs are out for the taking
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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