I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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