I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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