Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
