I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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