used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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