he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just forgot I was standing up.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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