Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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