she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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