You work out of a Hotel?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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