do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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