found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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