I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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