Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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