Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Success! We fucked roommates!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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