How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize