C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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