Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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