This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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