vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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