I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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