Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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