I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I want to make a zoo with you.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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