Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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