can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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