All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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