Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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