Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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