And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
All the doctor said was why
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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