Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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