remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think my moral compass just broke
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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