"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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