sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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