VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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