I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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