took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Small penises have feelings too.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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