Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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