drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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