Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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