Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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