I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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