If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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