That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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