I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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