i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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