You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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